Hung out in a parking lot for more than an hourBeen late because you've gotten stuck behind a tractorOr because livestock got in your damn wayTraveled a minimum of 30 minutes just get to the nearest TargetGone even FURTHER to get to a mallWere a proud member of FFA (Future Farmers of America)Joined (or had friends who joined) 4-HGone on an actual date to Dairy Queen or SonicWanted to be fair queenCruised around town going nowhereSpent nearly every Friday at a high school football gameMade the front page of your local paper for some achievement in sportsDriven a lawn mower on the roadHad the same teachers your older siblings or relatives hadGone to Denny's in the dead of night more times than you can countBeen in a local paradeExplained where your town is in proximity to bigger towns or citiesThen heard people say "Never heard of it"Ran out of people to swipe through on Tinder in less than an hourGotten used to the smell of animal shitMade a day trip out of going to eat at a chain restaurantKnew one person too many in the crime section of your local paperWent to a store and the owner knew you by nameKnew just about every real estate agent on those for sale signsFound weird ways to entertain yourself past 9 pm 'cuz everything was closedGotten in trouble for being out past the town's curfewHad to drive an hour out of town to get any sort of ethnic foodWent to IGA 'cuz the nearest grocery store was further than your hunger would allowWere friends with more livestock than you were peopleDrank in a place that's not a bar or a houseRan into your ex at the gas stationAlways knew someone in the obituaryHad a sign in your front yard bragging about your achievementsNever went off campus for lunch 'cuz there was no where to goThink about leaving your small town 10 times a dayBut realizing it'll always be home
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