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You're Definitely From A Small Town If You've Done At Least 25 Of These Things

"Just a small town girl..."

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    Hung out in a parking lot for more than an hour
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    Been late because you've gotten stuck behind a tractor
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    Or because livestock got in your damn way
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    Traveled a minimum of 30 minutes just get to the nearest Target
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    Gone even FURTHER to get to a mall
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    Were a proud member of FFA (Future Farmers of America)
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    Joined (or had friends who joined) 4-H
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    Gone on an actual date to Dairy Queen or Sonic
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    Wanted to be fair queen
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    Cruised around town going nowhere
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    Spent nearly every Friday at a high school football game
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    Made the front page of your local paper for some achievement in sports
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    Driven a lawn mower on the road
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    Had the same teachers your older siblings or relatives had
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    Gone to Denny's in the dead of night more times than you can count
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    Been in a local parade
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    Explained where your town is in proximity to bigger towns or cities
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    Then heard people say "Never heard of it"
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    Ran out of people to swipe through on Tinder in less than an hour
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    Gotten used to the smell of animal shit
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    Made a day trip out of going to eat at a chain restaurant
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    Knew one person too many in the crime section of your local paper
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    Went to a store and the owner knew you by name
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    Knew just about every real estate agent on those for sale signs
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    Found weird ways to entertain yourself past 9 pm 'cuz everything was closed
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    Gotten in trouble for being out past the town's curfew
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    Had to drive an hour out of town to get any sort of ethnic food
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    Went to IGA 'cuz the nearest grocery store was further than your hunger would allow
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    Were friends with more livestock than you were people
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    Drank in a place that's not a bar or a house
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    Ran into your ex at the gas station
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    Always knew someone in the obituary
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    Had a sign in your front yard bragging about your achievements
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    Never went off campus for lunch 'cuz there was no where to go
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    Think about leaving your small town 10 times a day
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    But realizing it'll always be home
 
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