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What Does Your Favorite Instagram Filter Say About Your Sex Life?

“Fire and ice” is a phrase coined by your impressive game in the streets and between the sheets. Your skills are so hot you often question how you haven’t burst into flames at this point.

Crema

You lead a busy life, so when it comes to sex, you like to get right to the point. Why go through the whole “let’s a watch a movie” act when you can just utter a quick “wanna bang?” It’s not as complicated as people make it out to be, and you absolutely get that.

Slumber

Your favorite way to play is with the lights off, no questions asked. You like to give your other senses a chance to explore without distracting visual stimuli. Because of this, you’re very tactile and thoroughly enjoy feelin’ that hot bod of whomever you’re banging.

Ludwig

You have a demure and innocent persona, but behind closed doors (sometimes even opened doors), you’re down to get freaky in the most kinky way possible. You’re an absolute beast in bed and you fucking know it.

Aden

I’m not saying you’ve done it outdoors, but let’s be real, you probably have. It could just be you’re in tune with your animalistic side, but there’s something about the great outdoors that really gets you going. Whether it’s a sandy or grassy surface, you’ve explored every floor Earth has to offer. Just please bring a blanket…and don’t get arrested.

Perpetua

You prefer to bump and grind with the lights on. They don’t call it visual stimulus for nothing. You want to see what you’re going to be dealing with. In the words of Missy Elliott, you like to see if it’s worth it so you know whether you should work it.

Amaro

You’re the kind of person who always wants to look your best before you get down and dirty with someone. You forget the old undies and dress accordingly if there’s a chance you’ll get laid. Even if it doesn’t seem like you’ll have sex, you’ll try your hardest to make it happen.

Mayfair

There’s no word in existence that describes just how freaky you are. Threesome? Sure. A group? I mean, why not? Outdoors? OK. Mile-high club? Lifetime member. You like to get down in the dirtiest way possible and that’s pretty damn incredible. In the words of Christina Aguilera, “Nasty oh, you nasty, yeah.”

Toaster

You know exactly how to please your partner to make them rise in the best way possible. You’re a master in the art of seduction, and your warm, vibrant energy gives even the most random hookups the ~passion~ everyone desires. Keep em comin’.

Rise

More often than not, your icy persona translates itself into the bedroom. You have high standards when it comes to who you sleep with and even higher expectations when it comes to the actual sex. At the end of the day, you don’t want to waste your time humping some deadbeat who doesn’t size up.

Hudson

You often like to pretend your sex life is equivalent to that of a horny college student in an ’80s horror film. Because you have a very active sex drive, you like to get it in as often as possible. Life is short, get your freak on.

Valencia

You’re beyond X-rated. You prefer a partner that understands just how kinky you truly are. Let’s be real, you’ve probably filmed a sex tape. Who knows? Maybe you’ve even filmed multiple sex tapes with multiple people.

X-Pro II

You know foreplay is key when it comes to sex. A good night involves a little bit of flirting while you’re sitting on the couch watching a movie, followed by the occasional stroke of the leg or back. Then comes the kissing along with all that other good stuff...

Sierra

When it comes to sex, you’re old-fashioned. More often than not, you prefer to be taken on a nice date or two before the pants come flying off, and that’s OK. However, when you do get down to it, you always find a way to make even the most classical positions feel wild.

Willow

You know how whipped cream tastes when you lick it off a person’s chest. Why? Because in your eyes, food and sex were meant to be intertwined. You like getting your fill in more ways than one.

Lo-Fi

You know the true benefit of a morning quickie and have it down to a science. Early bird gets the worm, and in your case, that worm is a lot more erect than all other worms out there.

Earlybird

You like it rough — plain and simple. Even Fifty Shades of Grey is vanilla to you. Only you know how wonderful a hardcore sex sesh has the potential to be. Even though others don’t suspect that side of you, your stash of whips and leather handcuffs definitely says otherwise.

Brannan

You’re sensitive and artistic, which translates into how you like your sex. You seek passion and romance in between the sheets. You like to follow up any steamy moment with some cuddles and a movie.

Inkwell

You’re a softer lo-fi, which means you like the idea of a lot of sexual things, but you rarely practice them. Chocolate syrup sounds fun — in theory. You know that’s just a sticky mess waiting to happen. You’d rather just stick with good ol’ plain sex.

Hefe

You’ve been known to be a tease here and there, but it’s just how you play the game. Not just anyone gets a piece of what you’re giving. You just like to make sure they’re worthy of gettin’ all that jelly.

Nashville

You know how cheesy those old ’70s and ’80s pornos are? That’s basically your sex life. There’s a lot of hair, a lot of plot, and a lot of dialogue, but that’s just how you like to get it done.

1977

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What Does Your Favorite Instagram Filter Say About Your Sex Life?

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