1.
This kid who's looking to sabotage his mean brother:
2.
This kid who has NO time for small talk:
4.
This kid who's looking to put Santa into unemployment:
5.
This kid who has an ultimatum:
6.
This kid who sneaked in not just one jab, but two:
7.
This kid who isn't opposed to screaming:
8.
This kid who's looking to other celestial folks for his presents:
9.
This kid who sounds like she's been ghosted:
10.
This kid who's just doing as he's told:
11.
This kid who knows he's been scammed:
12.
This kid who wants a two-for-one special:
13.
This kid who knows their rights:
14.
This kid who's looking to start that trust fund early:
15.
This kid who's not messing around:
16.
This kid who will take cash:
17.
And finally, this kid who is just stating reindeer facts: