1.
Fart in another person's face.
2.
Pee on the floor out of spite.
3.
Eat a shoe, 'cuz why not?
4.
Bite someone's dick by surprise.
5.
Eat crayons and literally taste the rainbow.
6.
Happily steal children's meals.
8.
Sneak into a stranger's house.
10.
Fall to the floor for no apparent reason.
11.
Sneeze into another person's mouth.
12.
Scare the shit out of a turkey...and then eat that shit.
13.
Trample your brother and break his foot.
14.
Poop in a Roomba's path.
15.
And finally, pee on someone while they sleep.