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Posted on Nov 8, 2017

Holy Shit, You Can Now Buy An Entire Keg Of Ranch Dressing

*drenches self in ranch*

I think most of us can agree that ranch dressing is pretty damn good.

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So when I tell you that a keg, yes an entire KEG, of ranch now exists, all you ranch lovers out there should rejoice.

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Hidden Valley recently announced that they are releasing this ranch keg as part of their new holiday products line...sooo, yea, this is totally a thing now.

The keg holds 5-liters of their iconic ranch dressing, which Hidden Valley says equals to about a years' supply of ranch.

Hidden Valley

Holy crap.

It retails for $50 and is now available for pre-order.

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The keg will ship by Dec. 11, just in time for your ranch-themed Christmas party.

  1. Would you buy a ranch keg?

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Would you buy a ranch keg?
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    Buying one right now!
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    LOL, nah.