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    If Alcohol Ads Were Honest

    Because drinking brings out the truth anyways.

    When your stomach begins to betray you.

    When your wallet goes missing.

    When you're in need of some liquid courage.

    When "whiskey dick" isn't just reserved for whiskey.

    When you only think you're the fun drunk.

    When Solo Cups are reserved for lower quality liquids.

    When you end up with complete strangers at the end of the night.

    When more drinking only makes the problem worse.

    When you realize that a drink can’t make Nicki randomly appear.

    When your turn up quickly transitions into a turn down.

    When they make you feel like you can escape all your problems.