They say that if you listen to a seashell, you'll hear the ocean.
But if you listen close enough, you'll hear something much more magical...
...the sound of Pitbull's massive bulge splashing around in the water.
Although it's been spotted near wet climates, this is definitely not the first time Mr. 305 has Pitbulged the world.
He's proudly displayed it atop fancy yachts...
...and made us wish we could become his hand.
He's let it shine at many red carpets...
...and gave us a peek with a devilish smirk. 😏
Even J.Lo couldn't resist being seen with this impeccable package.
There's no bulge as alive as his...
...and there is no man who wears it so damn well.
If you think otherwise, have fun with your wrong opinion.
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