1. When you have to get on your tiptoes just so your junk doesn't touch the urinal:
#ShortGuyProblems Standing on tip toe to use the urinal @torontojj @JJandMelanie
On the bright side, your calves will look great.
2. When height discrimination makes staying single quite easy:
"RT @iamRiceKid: #shortguyproblems " 😂😂😂
You don't need someone like that anyway.
3. When folding your pants isn't just a look, it's a necessity:
I struggle to find jeans that got #shortmanproblems
Hemming is actually a valuable life skill.
4. When you have to find clever ways to get your workout on:
5. When even bathroom mirrors aren't on your side:
#ShortGuyProblems
So much for that selfie.
6. When trying on clothes feels a lot like playing dress up:
@profmetheven #ShortGuyProblems Check your privilege, Andre. :C
"Does this coat belong to a giant?"
7. When you accept that basketball may not be the sport for you:
Yao Ming and me. #shortguyproblems
Or you have to work twice as hard as the other height-privileged folks.
8. When you spend more time adjusting your seat than you do driving:
When the guy dropping off your rental car is 6'9"... :/ #shortguyproblems
Never let a tall person borrow your car. EVER.
9. When you spend $80 to stare at the back of someone's head:
Damn you inconsiderate people with your tall genes. #shortguyproblems @milesWHU
And then wish you could just sit on someone's shoulders.
10. When others feel obligated to get on your level:
Made her take her heels off for this one 😏😘 @Kristenpetersn #ShortGuyProblems
The one time the sorority squat is necessary.
11. When something as simple as kissing takes a little more creativity:
12. When chairs become your everyday companion:
Short guy problems..... @BAK_allday
Might as well use them for more than one purpose.
13. When you require a neck massage after talking to tall people all day long:
Short guy problems
It's like sky gazing, but for hours on end.
14. When reaching for your dreams is much easier than reaching the ground:
My feet don't even touch the ground #ShortGuyProblems
At least your shoes won't get dirty.
15. When it feels like people are looking down on you...because they literally are:
16. When you become everyone else's arm rest:
Team Keg Tap minus 2 #shortguyproblems #bloggers #thekegtap #wedding #beer #craftbeer #i... http://t.co/JKHZWnG3MG
I am not furniture.
17. When you change your diet according to what you can reach at the grocery store:
...short guy problems?
Hunting for your food is a still very much a thing.
18. When height requirements continue to haunt you past childhood:
My reaction when the Lazy River attendant told me there was a height requirement: #shortguyproblems #grownlittleman
Short people love roller coasters too!
19. When your forehead makes more appearances in photos than you ever do:
#shortguyproblems
"SAY CHEESE!"