1. On friendship:
nope. https://t.co/73Dg0sjlCI
2. On his one true love:
I love trash.
3. On feelings:
Mood.
4. On complaining:
Don’t let the sunshine spoil your rain. Just stand up and complain. #MondayMotivation
5. On rain:
Rainy days are my favorite. I like to watch everyone who forgot their umbrellas at home. Heh Heh Heh.
6. On misery:
Decided to come on Twitter to remind all of you what a MISERABLE day it is today. He he he. NOW SCRAM!
7. On Cookie Monster:
Happy Birthday @MeCookieMonster. I can hear your cookie crumbs flying from inside my trash can. Ugh.
8. On Mean Girls:
Twitter, stop trying to make #October3rd happen. IT’S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
9. On Mondays:
Someone should tell this Monday to SCRAM!
10. On positivity:
#MakeADayBetterIn5Words? Ya can’t. How about that?
11. On being a recluse:
Ugh, I'm staying in my trash can today.
12. On birthdays:
Ugh. I hope no one wishes me a happy birthday tomorrow. A ROTTEN birthday is more like it. He he he.
13. On trying:
nope, not today.
14. On internet challenges:
Ugh I don’t want any part of this. I’m passing this challenge along. @billyeichner, Slimey & @Lesdoggg tell a joke for me. #ShareTheLaughter https://t.co/4Meky94grM
15. On frowning:
🙁
16. On work:
Me today. Actually, that's me everyday.
17. On Elmo:
What’s going on here! Who said you could get in my trash can! https://t.co/xGdnSbVI1L
18. On Neil Patrick Harris:
This is the guy who is hosting tonight?
19. And finally, on being the KING:
I’m the king of my trash can! He he he.