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    19 Oscar The Grouch Tweets That Are As Hilarious As They Are Mean

    Long live the trash king!

    1. On friendship:

    2. On his one true love:

    3. On feelings:

    4. On complaining:

    Don’t let the sunshine spoil your rain. Just stand up and complain. #MondayMotivation

    5. On rain:

    Rainy days are my favorite. I like to watch everyone who forgot their umbrellas at home. Heh Heh Heh.

    6. On misery:

    Decided to come on Twitter to remind all of you what a MISERABLE day it is today. He he he. NOW SCRAM!

    7. On Cookie Monster:

    Happy Birthday @MeCookieMonster. I can hear your cookie crumbs flying from inside my trash can. Ugh.

    8. On Mean Girls:

    Twitter, stop trying to make #October3rd happen. IT’S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

    9. On Mondays:

    Someone should tell this Monday to SCRAM!

    10. On positivity:

    #MakeADayBetterIn5Words? Ya can’t. How about that?

    11. On being a recluse:

    12. On birthdays:

    Ugh. I hope no one wishes me a happy birthday tomorrow. A ROTTEN birthday is more like it. He he he.

    13. On trying:

    14. On internet challenges:

    Ugh I don’t want any part of this. I’m passing this challenge along. @billyeichner, Slimey & @Lesdoggg tell a joke for me. #ShareTheLaughter

    15. On frowning:

    16. On work:

    17. On Elmo:

    What’s going on here! Who said you could get in my trash can!

    18. On Neil Patrick Harris:

    19. And finally, on being the KING:

    I’m the king of my trash can! He he he.

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