2.
The bar is truly so, so low.
3.
My phone usually texts "I would drink your bath water" accidentally too.
7.
Again, seems like a red flag???
12.
What is even happening here?
13.
Wow. How could one resist?
18.
THIS DUDE IS OUT HERE TRYING TO GET INSTAGRAM LIKES, MY GOD.
21.
I mean, that's more than three words but alright.