This is Maluma. He's a Colombian singer, songwriter, and husband to us all.
Aside from being a great musician, our man is known for his iconic thirst traps on Insta, so as a favor to you (and myself) here are the many ways he's blessed us for the past 12 months:
1. When he looked more like a meal than the meal in front of him:
2. When his eyes looked like they were inviting us to his bed:
3. When he too wondered how someone could be this sexy:
4. When he looked like a museum piece:
5. When he ran straight into our hearts:
6. When he invented fashion:
7. When he wore the hell out of that tank:
8. When he captioned this pic "Vitamin D" for obvious reasons:
9. When he knew the only way to have breakfast is in your underwear:
10. When he showed his love for Argentina:
11. When the beautiful scenic backdrop suddenly mattered less:
12. When he somehow still looked into your soul despite wearing sunglasses:
13. When he showed us the importance of dental hygiene:
14. When he was one with himself:
15. When he admitted to not showering but somehow still looked this cute:
16. When he became Captain Zaddy:
17. When he invented glasses:
18. When we all wished we were his left hand:
19. When he was deep, DEEP in thought:
20. When he took a better Huji than any of us ever could:
21. When he somehow still looked hot while working out:
22. When he told us to fuck off and we collectively took it as a compliment:
23. When he was sick of us calling him every .002 seconds just to hear his voice:
24. When he mastered the art of the peek-a-boo:
25. When he looked so good we all knew we were done for:
26. When his dog was luckier than you:
27. And finally, when he offered us some wine to help with our thirst:
Can't wait to see what you have in store for us in 2019, thirst king!
