1. Waking up in a panic to those '90s album compilation commercials when you're fast asleep.
2. Opening one of these stupid plastic containers and having the entire county know that you're goin' in for your third piece of cake.
1, Why this thing so hard to open? 2, they loud as hell. The whole country know you trying to get a piece of cake
3. Dropping a shampoo bottle while you're showering and having someone knock on the door asking if you're still alive.
accidentally dropping a shampoo bottle in the shower and being startled by the loudest noise on planet earth like
4. The microwave beeping at 2 a.m. in a house full of people sleeping all 'cause you wanted a Hot Pocket.
When you really want pizza rolls but your roommate is asleep and the microwave is soooo loud
5. And forgetting to avoid that one creaky floorboard while you crept your way to the kitchen.
6. A dad sneezing like he's exorcising a demon within him.
nobody: my dad sneezing:
7. And a dad pacing around the house while talking (aka basically shouting) on the phone. Bonus points if he's got the phone on speaker.
It's not even 6am and my Dad is talking loud af on the phone
8. Getting your eardrums blown out by the THX sound effect.
The THX sound. https://t.co/crIZfA1TGi
9. Eating some chips while you try and understand what anyone on the TV is saying.
how loud chips be when you’re eating them while watching tv is disrespectful
10. Opening a can of soda in the middle of a quiet room and having everyone stare you down like you just killed someone.
Why is opening a can of soda ALWAYS the LOUDEST thing ever. I could be at a rock concert and my soda can opening would still be the loudest
11. Hell, opening any type of food as discreetly as possible always means you're gonna make too much damn noise. I'm lookin' at you, SunChips.
can't wait for the directors cut if A Quiet Place where it just adds 54 minutes of John Krasinski trying to open a bag of sunchips
12. Accidentally flicking a door stopper and continually hearing its aftershocks 10 minutes later.
When you accidentally kick your doorstop and it makes that loud TWANNNNNGGGG noise. https://t.co/VgDvGICz3j
13. Getting a pot or pan out of the cupboard that's filled with other pots and pans and making it sound like you're putting on your own production of Stomp.
wife *finally falls asleep* me *opens cupboard door* *every single fucking pot and pan falls out*
14. An AirPod alerting you in the most aggressive and traumatizing way that its about to die.
the AirPod low battery sound is worse than the iPhone alarm idc
15. Flushing the toilet in the dead of night, ESPECIALLY at a house that isn't your own.
If you were a child and weren't afraid of flushing the toilet in the middle of the night you have the same vibe as the daughter from Hereditary
16. Your rumbling stomach ONLY when you're in a silent, crowded room.
All I remember from my exams is my stomach rumbling the whole time and being scared everyone could hear it haha
17. And finally, loud microphone feedback followed by a person awkwardly saying, "Sorry about that," before they make the mic do it again.
It's not an important speech in a high school gymnasium unless there's microphone feedback.