1. On consistency:
7 months ago i was living with my parents, had no car, suffering from severe anxiety causing major headaches daily, struggling to get more than 3 hours of sleep and today i’m still in that situation. here are pictures of me photoshopped into gta 5.
2. On cancelling himself:
just got news that i’m gay and i will no longer be streaming my music. i’m sorry that shit is just not ok.
3. On success:
4. On Paris:
in paris and everybody here has 2 legs just like in america
5. On being a guy:
it’s true i am a guy https://t.co/7hsG0TEm8i
6. On septum piercings:
nobody: girls with septum piercings:
7. On saving the planet:
why don’t we just put all the ocean water in a cup, clean out the bottom then pour it back.
8. On inventing horses:
no fucking way https://t.co/YIj70Bv7tF
9. On having an epiphany:
me after rhyming panini with meanie
10. On a live-action Hercules:
hear me out y’all...
11. On people regurgitating information:
me on instagram: in paris 😎 the comments:
12. On art:
me & the mona lisa 🤩
13. On reinterpreting "Old Town Road":
“so that’s what he meant by ride til i cant no more 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂”
14. On acknowledging those who came before us:
i miss real hip hop
15. On Glastonbury:
wow bro im having so much fun in glass and berry
16. On getting cultured:
wow the language they speak in the uk sounds almost exactly like english
17. On his Insta comments:
me: my instagram comments: 𝓓𝓸𝓷’𝓽 𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓴 𝓪𝓽 𝓶𝔂 𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻𝔂 😱😱😱 Ⓝ Ⓤ Ⓓ Ⓔ Ⓢ 🔞🔞🔞 + Ⓜ Ⓞ Ⓡ Ⓔ 🤤🤤🤤🤤😍😍😍
18. On truly making it:
just heard my song in a porn wow that’s amazing
19. On the tour of the century:
excited to announce me, the cast of high school musical, steve smith from american dad, and the cheetah girls are touring this fall u guys! tickets drop tomorrow!!!
20. On quality television:
when old town road goes diamond i’m sending all my followers a copy of phineas & ferb season 3 on blu ray
21. On credit card fraud:
who else visa card number 4283 3738 1879 0054 like mine ?
22. On the true enemies:
a few of the pioneers in the fuck them kids movement
23. On the future:
the year is 2050, stuart little is president, the 10 year world war led by shrek & thanos has ended. old town road has reached its 1,615th week at number one and brother nature has stopped global warming. the world is at peace.
24. On hydration:
this is my first time at a club. wow the water here is amazing.
25. On rumors:
we not fucking i don’t even know dope like that smh y’all stop these rumors https://t.co/LPG414QIVL
26. On priorities:
just saw my new apartment. the bathtub is huge! can’t wait to cry in it.
27. On love:
oh fuck this bitch
28. On responsibilities:
i know some ppl think imma pop out at coachella but i have to wash the dishes this weekend or dad’s gonna be mad
29. And finally, on tragedy:
wen u drop yo soup out the helicopter ▬▬▬.◙.▬▬▬ ═▂▄▄▓▄▄▂ ◢◤█▀▀████▄▄▄▄◢◤ █▄ █ █▄███▀▀▀▀▀▀▀╬ ◥█████◤ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ __😞 ╬═╬/ \ \\ 🍜 this is so sad 😪