29 Hilarious Lil Nas X Tweets That Deserve To Be Framed

    "Just saw my new apartment. The bathtub is huge! Can’t wait to cry in it."

    1. On consistency:

    7 months ago i was living with my parents, had no car, suffering from severe anxiety causing major headaches daily, struggling to get more than 3 hours of sleep and today i’m still in that situation. here are pictures of me photoshopped into gta 5.

    2. On cancelling himself:

    just got news that i’m gay and i will no longer be streaming my music. i’m sorry that shit is just not ok.

    3. On success:

    4. On Paris:

    in paris and everybody here has 2 legs just like in america

    5. On being a guy:

    it’s true i am a guy https://t.co/7hsG0TEm8i

    6. On septum piercings:

    nobody: girls with septum piercings:

    7. On saving the planet:

    why don’t we just put all the ocean water in a cup, clean out the bottom then pour it back.

    8. On inventing horses:

    no fucking way https://t.co/YIj70Bv7tF

    9. On having an epiphany:

    me after rhyming panini with meanie

    10. On a live-action Hercules:

    11. On people regurgitating information:

    me on instagram: in paris 😎 the comments:

    12. On art:

    13. On reinterpreting "Old Town Road":

    “so that’s what he meant by ride til i cant no more 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂”

    14. On acknowledging those who came before us:

    15. On Glastonbury:

    wow bro im having so much fun in glass and berry

    16. On getting cultured:

    wow the language they speak in the uk sounds almost exactly like english

    17. On his Insta comments:

    me: my instagram comments: 𝓓𝓸𝓷’𝓽 𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓴 𝓪𝓽 𝓶𝔂 𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻𝔂 😱😱😱 Ⓝ Ⓤ Ⓓ Ⓔ Ⓢ 🔞🔞🔞 + Ⓜ Ⓞ Ⓡ Ⓔ 🤤🤤🤤🤤😍😍😍

    18. On truly making it:

    just heard my song in a porn wow that’s amazing

    19. On the tour of the century:

    excited to announce me, the cast of high school musical, steve smith from american dad, and the cheetah girls are touring this fall u guys! tickets drop tomorrow!!!

    20. On quality television:

    when old town road goes diamond i’m sending all my followers a copy of phineas & ferb season 3 on blu ray

    21. On credit card fraud:

    who else visa card number 4283 3738 1879 0054 like mine ?

    22. On the true enemies:

    a few of the pioneers in the fuck them kids movement

    23. On the future:

    the year is 2050, stuart little is president, the 10 year world war led by shrek & thanos has ended. old town road has reached its 1,615th week at number one and brother nature has stopped global warming. the world is at peace.

    24. On hydration:

    this is my first time at a club. wow the water here is amazing.

    25. On rumors:

    we not fucking i don’t even know dope like that smh y’all stop these rumors https://t.co/LPG414QIVL

    26. On priorities:

    just saw my new apartment. the bathtub is huge! can’t wait to cry in it.

    27. On love:

    28. On responsibilities:

    i know some ppl think imma pop out at coachella but i have to wash the dishes this weekend or dad’s gonna be mad

    29. And finally, on tragedy:

    wen u drop yo soup out the helicopter ­ ­­­▬▬▬.◙.▬▬▬ ═▂▄▄▓▄▄▂ ◢◤█▀▀████▄▄▄▄◢◤ █▄ █ █▄███▀▀▀▀▀▀▀╬ ◥█████◤ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ ╬═╬ __😞 ╬═╬/ \ \\ 🍜 this is so sad 😪