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15 Texts Your Student Loans Are Dying To Send You

"Bitch better have my money."

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1. When Sallie Mae becomes "the one who shall not be named":

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2. When they remind you of the obvious:

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3. When your only other option exists six feet under ground:

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4. When your great-great-grandchildren will hear you complain about loans:

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5. When making a payment feels like lighting a match in your checking account:

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6. When the interest becomes a beast all its own:

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7. When Sallie is done playing games:

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8. When your bank account isn't the only thing that's starving:

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9. When you wonder about what life would be like without 'em:

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10. When silence only makes the monster grow angrier:

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11. When you can feel the clock counting down:

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12. When you realize that there's nowhere to hide:

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13. When that auto debit hits:

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14. When you limit yourself to the dollar menu:

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15. And when you finally decide to make a payment:

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