18 Times The Internet Understood Just How Petty You Actually Are
"Be positive, be patient, be petty."
Being petty is an art form that's not to be taken lightly.
It carries a lot of prestige and responsibility.
And it helps you make very important life decisions.
Sometimes you just gotta get back at someone in the smartest way possible.
Other times, you gotta get others (like your phone) to do the petty work for you.
Either way, you work in the business of petty and you are the muthafuckin' CEO.
Sure, you can be a little extra at times...
But who's to say you can't just be yourself?
You make those fries yours!
You let that ex know who's best!
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When you feel yourself taking a step back, evaluate the situation closely...
...and then GO. OFF.
You are the true HBIC.
Because, after all, what is life if you're not petty AND proud?
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