1.
This husband who tried to shred sliced cheese:
2.
This husband who brought home some milk because they were "out":
3.
This guy who got to the Munchies (a mix of Cheetos, Doritos, Sun Chips, and pretzels) before his wife did:
4.
This husband who put this ice cream container BACK into the freezer:
5.
And this guy who was generous enough to leave this much cream cheese for wife:
6.
This husband who apparently created an EOS lip balm out of an avocado:
7.
This dude who couldn't just open the bag like a normal human being:
8.
This guy who clearly thought the lil' orange twist-off top was just decorative:
9.
This husband who was out to ruin a children's birthday party:
10.
This guy who thinks this is an acceptable way to spread butter on toast:
11.
This husband who for some reason ate orange in very thin slices:
12.
This guy who peeled off one banana and proceeded to ruin the rest:
13.
This husband who wants everybody else to put in the extra work later:
14.
This husband who puts jars away dirtier than he found them:
15.
This husband who complains when his beer gets knocked over, as if the cup holder isn't .03 inches away:
16.
This husband who thought it'd be cute to stack Golden Grahams on top of Cheerios:
17.
And finally, this husband who thinks the sink doubles as a trash can: