1. This husband who tied a knot so tight on the bread bag that his wife had to rip the bag open to get it open:
2. This husband who not only bites into bagels like this, but also puts chunks of cold butter on top:
3. This husband who thought he was being real funny:
I asked my husband to stir my drink, aaaaand this is what he did. Thank you. Exactly what I had in mind.
4. This husband who left the crust on a pumpkin pie:
5. This husband who decided to add cheese to his wife's pasta:
6. This husband who buys a new jar of jelly before finishing the old one, and then proceeds to use the new one:
7. This husband who took a bite out of every single one of his wife's doughnuts:
8. This husband who put this hummus container BACK in the fridge:
9. This husband who chooses to eat pizza in the most disturbing way:
10. This husband who left his beer like this and then got mad when it got knocked over:
11. This husband who eats oranges like they're apples:
12. This husband who thought this was an acceptable way to open peanut butter:
13. This husband who completely disregarded the resealable top and decided to just rip through the taquitos bag:
14. This husband who has an interesting way of cutting his sandwiches:
15. This husband who is more rebellious than he should be:
16. This husband, who was technically right, but not quite there:
When we brought the groceries home I asked my husband to put the apples in the bowl. And you can see that's exactly what he did.
17. This husband who apparently REALLY needed to get to the butter:
18. This husband who put in the least effort to protect these chips from staleness:
19. And finally, this husband who doesn't deserve avocados:
