back to top

Do You Shit Like A Normal Human Being?

This stinks.

Posted on
  1. Have you ever pooped anywhere other than a toilet?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Yeah. When nature calls, you gotta answer.
    Via Universal
    Yeah. When nature calls, you gotta answer.
    Via Universal
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Hell no!
    Via NBC
    Hell no!
    Via NBC
Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Have you ever pooped anywhere other than a toilet?
  1. Yeah. When nature calls, you gotta answer.
     
    vote votes
    Yeah. When nature calls, you gotta answer.
  2. Hell no!
     
    vote votes
    Hell no!
  1. How many times a day do you poop?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Once is plenty.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Two or more times!
Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
How many times a day do you poop?
  1.  
    vote votes
    Once is plenty.
  2.  
    vote votes
    Two or more times!
  1. How do you wipe your ass?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Standing up, duh!
    Via FOX
    Standing up, duh!
    Via FOX
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Sitting down. The toilet has a seat for a reason!
    Via Paramount
    Sitting down. The toilet has a seat for a reason!
    Via Paramount
Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
How do you wipe your ass?
  1. Standing up, duh!
     
    vote votes
    Standing up, duh!
  2. Sitting down. The toilet has a seat for a reason!
     
    vote votes
    Sitting down. The toilet has a seat for a reason!
  1. How many times do you wipe?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    All I need is one or two wipes.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    More than two! Anything less is ungodly.
Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
How many times do you wipe?
  1.  
    vote votes
    All I need is one or two wipes.
  2.  
    vote votes
    More than two! Anything less is ungodly.
  1. Flushable wet wipes or toilet paper?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Flushable wipes
    Via Charmin
    Flushable wipes
    Via Charmin
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Toilet paper
    Via Cottonelle
    Toilet paper
    Via Cottonelle
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Combo of both!
    Combo of both!
Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Flushable wet wipes or toilet paper?
  1. Flushable wipes
     
    vote votes
    Flushable wipes
  2. Toilet paper
     
    vote votes
    Toilet paper
  3. Combo of both!
     
    vote votes
    Combo of both!
  1. How much time do you spend on the toilet?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    I just need a few minutes.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    This is my special alone time — I take as long as I can!
Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
How much time do you spend on the toilet?
  1.  
    vote votes
    I just need a few minutes.
  2.  
    vote votes
    This is my special alone time — I take as long as I can!
  1. Have you ever sharted?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Yes, and I'm not proud of it.
    Via Getty Images
    Yes, and I'm not proud of it.
    Via Getty Images
    Correct
    Incorrect
    No, I've got it under control.
    Via Getty Images
    No, I've got it under control.
    Via Getty Images
Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Have you ever sharted?
  1. Yes, and I'm not proud of it.
     
    vote votes
    Yes, and I'm not proud of it.
  2. No, I've got it under control.
     
    vote votes
    No, I've got it under control.
  1. Have you ever clogged a toilet?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Duh, I'm only human.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    NO! (I'm lying, I have.)
Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Have you ever clogged a toilet?
  1.  
    vote votes
    Duh, I'm only human.
  2.  
    vote votes
    NO! (I'm lying, I have.)
  1. How do you mask the smell?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    With air freshener.
    Via Getty Images
    With air freshener.
    Via Getty Images
    Correct
    Incorrect
    I light a match.
    Via Getty Images
    I light a match.
    Via Getty Images
    Correct
    Incorrect
    I don't. Enjoy!
    Via Getty Images
    I don't. Enjoy!
    Via Getty Images
Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
How do you mask the smell?
  1. With air freshener.
     
    vote votes
    With air freshener.
  2. I light a match.
     
    vote votes
    I light a match.
  3. I don't. Enjoy!
     
    vote votes
    I don't. Enjoy!
  1. Have you ever gone more than three days without pooping?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Yep. Don't recommend it.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    I'm still alive, so no.
Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Have you ever gone more than three days without pooping?
  1.  
    vote votes
    Yep. Don't recommend it.
  2.  
    vote votes
    I'm still alive, so no.
  1. Do you bring your phone in when pooping?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Yeah, how else would I entertain myself?
    Via Getty Images
    Yeah, how else would I entertain myself?
    Via Getty Images
    Correct
    Incorrect
    No, that's just gross.
    Via Getty Images
    No, that's just gross.
    Via Getty Images
Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Do you bring your phone in when pooping?
  1. Yeah, how else would I entertain myself?
     
    vote votes
    Yeah, how else would I entertain myself?
  2. No, that's just gross.
     
    vote votes
    No, that's just gross.
  1. What time of day do you poop?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Nothing like a morning poo.
    Correct
    Incorrect
    The night, always!
    Correct
    Incorrect
    That's none of your damn business.
Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
What time of day do you poop?
  1.  
    vote votes
    Nothing like a morning poo.
  2.  
    vote votes
    The night, always!
  3.  
    vote votes
    That's none of your damn business.
  1. Have you ever seen corn in your poop, but not remembered eating corn?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Yeah. Weird, right?
    Via Crystal Ro
    Yeah. Weird, right?
    Via Crystal Ro
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Um, WTF? No.
    Via EmojiStickers
    Um, WTF? No.
    Via EmojiStickers
Oops. Something went wrong. Please try again later
Looks like we are having a problem on the server.
Have you ever seen corn in your poop, but not remembered eating corn?
  1. Yeah. Weird, right?
     
    vote votes
    Yeah. Weird, right?
  2. Um, WTF? No.
     
    vote votes
    Um, WTF? No.

Top trending videos

Watch more BuzzFeed Video Caret right

Top trending videos

Watch more BuzzFeed Video Caret right
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.