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Only People Who Are 100% Weird Have Done 40/40 Of These Things

You're not as alone as you think.

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    Put one hand in the air for no reason while you're in bed.
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    Check other people's windshield wipers while driving to make sure yours aren't going too fast.
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    Pretend to look at something else when someone is blocking the product you want in the grocery store.
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    Realize you've been singing the wrong lyrics to a song for forever after looking up the actual lyrics.
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    Hoard photos on your phone because you never know when you're going to need them.
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    Get immediately repulsed after touching wet food in the sink.
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    Refuse to eat until you find the perfect show on Netflix.
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    Reconsider buying something online after seeing the shipping price.
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    Never pulling the right chain to turn on your ceiling fan.
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    Listen to a song, forget you're listening to a song, and are surprised when it's over.
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    Become immediately embarrassed when no one laughs at the joke you thought was funny.
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    Wake up five minutes before your phone alarm goes off and get sad because you could have slept in that time.
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    Smile awkwardly at someone you know but don't know well enough to say hi to.
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    Watch cartoons after a scary movie so you don't have nightmares.
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    Hear a recording of your own voice and immediately hate it.
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    Check behind the shower curtain when you go into a bathroom.
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    Become embarrassed when you think of something awkward you did years ago.
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    Think the '90s were 10 years ago.
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    Reread an email immediately after you've sent it.
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    Park in a far away spot rather than parallel park in a close spot.
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    Walk around your entire house when you're on a long phone call.
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    Procrastinate taking a shower, but then procrastinate getting out of the shower.
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    Spell out Wed-nes-day in your head.
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    Spell out Feb-ru-ary in your head.
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    Rehearse arguments in your head that probably will never happen.
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    Set your alarm earlier than you need to so you can snooze.
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    Get excited when you know your roommates are going to be out of town for the weekend.
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    Stop the microwave one second before it goes off.
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    Smile at dogs and ignore their owner.
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    Feel your phone vibrate, even though it didn't.
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    Put your music on shuffle but skip the songs until you find the one you want to listen to.
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    Turn your music down when you look for a parking space.
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    Forget someone's name after you're introduced to them.
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    Wonder how many photos people have where you're in the background.
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    Lie about being five minutes away when you haven't left your house.
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    Pretend you don't hear your parents calling your name.
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    Buy more than you need when grocery shopping because you are hungry.
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    Align the noodles of your mac 'n' cheese on your fork.
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    Push all the bubbles on your soft drink's plastic lid just for fun.
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    Flush a toilet in a public bathroom with your foot because germs.
 
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