1.
When Hollywood smoked a fat one:
2.
When the Syphilis Tsunami hit the streets of LA:
3.
When gummy bears began to juice:
4.
And when the people eating those gummy bears had to get their fix at 2 AM:
5.
When parking required a PhD:
6.
When the TMZ bus heroically tried to end a car chase:
7.
When breaking the law meant doing jumping jacks in a parking lot:
8.
When this Lexus was sick of doing background work:
9.
When the Kardashians couldn't even park in front of their own store:
10.
When this dude who wanted to liven things up:
11.
When this mannequin showed off what she's workin' with:
12.
When douche's everywhere rejoiced...and then got towed:
13.
When Jessica couldn't make it to Julie's party:
14.
When a minion blimp terrorized the skies of LA:
15.
When this truck...existed:
16.
When this dude redefined luxury:
17.
When burritos lived in a Redbox prison:
18.
When this building was doing the most:
19.
And finally, when it took a whole fucking hour to go around the block:
