If you haven't already repressed it, then you know that Mattel introduced new Ken dolls into the world yesterday.
There are 15 to be exact and they vary in body type, skin tone, and style. Oh, and one has a man bun. Yes, a MAN BUN.
So people on Twitter did what they do best and had a little fun with it.
Some assigned personalities to the shiny new dolls:
Why do these new Ken dolls look like they come with a pack of American Spirits and a messenger bag filled with viny… https://t.co/2i9LTdtArL
They just released a power bottom twink ken and I'm all about it
Every one of the new Ken Dolls is a different bartender who has ignored me
"Please read my essay about racism on Grindr. I have my filters set to white and every guy I message says sorry not… https://t.co/0drFkKqgz5
"Rose, the keys"
why...why are all the new Ken dolls youtubers
New Ken got a Twitter but he only use it to send dick picks and links to his SoundCloud
"Black women don't like me because I'm different. I love anime, comics, and playing D&D. Black women don't apprecia… https://t.co/x5f4TMy1ob
"I believe that All Lives Matter."
And others are all about 'em:
I really love the new line of Barbie and Ken dolls. They're AWESOME ⚡️ “There's a new Ken doll with a man bun” https://t.co/Im5oBjyN4W
Representation is so important. I am so happy to see the progress Barbie and Ken have made in my lifetime! https://t.co/UUd9iXaQpD
There is a ken doll with a man bun. My 9 year old self is begging my mom to buy me one
Most, however, just decided to roast the hell out of man-bun Ken:
Man-bun Ken doll just interrupted me to tell me that Bernie would have won.
This isn't a shirt, it's a romper.
The new "Man Bun" Ken doll comes with shirt, shoes, and keys to Barbie's car that he's driving until he "gets back… https://t.co/cVovRBFDAp
Man-bun Ken thinks having a mother makes him a feminist
Does man bun Ken doll also come with a Soul Cycle membership, vintage record player, and $50,000 in student loan de… https://t.co/NSWyveiFAP
#ManBunKen skimmed the cliff notes to a Bell Hooks book and thinks their next album is gonna be off the charts good
"...just playing devil's advocate here, but..."
KEN you believe it?!
I'll see myself out.
