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This person who mistakenly revealed to their mom that they're lonely:
2.
This person who combined autocorrect with liquor:
3.
This person who messed up and then had to save herself the next morning:
4.
This person who thought this was the time to share this "hack":
5.
This person who ended their night on a nauseous note:
6.
This person who basically created their own life story:
7.
This person who said TOO MUCH:
8.
This person whose mom was not about to lose out on sleep:
9.
This person who I guess loves beer a whole lot:
10.
This person who was just curious:
11.
This person who reminded her mom to never turn down:
12.
This person who planned their hangover meal in advance:
13.
This person who drunkenly bullied her dad:
14.
This person who used her mom as a food alarm clock:
15.
This person who wanted to share the Pixar joy with Lauren:
16.
This person who was just genuinely concerned for her mom:
17.
And finally, this person who didn't even get the chance to text her dad: