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17 Tweets That'll Speak To Anyone Who's Fluent In Swearing

"Friday is my second favorite F word."

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1. First off, you never need to explain your foul ways to anyone.

2. Swearing is like a second language to you, and that's A-O-FUCKING-K.

3. Sure, you could tell yourself to stop, but we both know that isn't gonna happen.

4. Your childhood self should be proud of the person you've become today.

5. If you're a girl, some asshole will say it's "not ladylike" to curse...

6. ...but you never put up with some dumb shit like that anyway.

7. That is, unless you're around children.

8. But even then, you still fuck up once or twi–300 times.

9. You might question why you just said "shitbitch" and reevaluate your life choices.

10. So you try to keep yourself in a check with a swear jar, but then unintentionally go broke.

11. Meeting new people is always a challenge.

12. But who are they to understand that cursing is actually an art form?

13. Censoring yourself is not a game you're trying to play.

14. And you'll be damned if your iPhone tells you what you can and can't say.

15. You'll always share your love of swearing with the people you care most about.

16. And you don't even need to say a word to get your point across.

17. To sum it all up, Erica said it best here when she wrote, "Pain, pleasure, love and hate can all be described by one word – fuck."

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