1. This guy who got owned:
2. This guy who doesn't know how the human body works:
3. This guy who kinda tried, I guess:
4. This man who needs to delete himself from Insta already:
if you wanna know why I'll almost always respond to girls in my DMs but rarely if ever to men it's bc this is what guys say to me
5. This guy who went from 0 to 100 in .0000002 seconds:
6. This illogical asshole:
7. This man who doesn't know how compliments work:
8. This guy who asked for this clapback:
9. This guy who was too weirdly invested:
10. This guy who somehow managed this:
11. This conflicted dude:
12. This guy who needs to eat something else:
13. This arrogant dick:
14. This dude who's making no sense:
15. This guy who gave unsolicited advice:
16. This man who thinks he's in advertising:
17. This guy who thought he was being real clever:
18. This guy who needs to not:
19. And finally, this conspiracist theorist:
