I can honestly say that this is one of the worst things I've ever put in my mouth, and I've had some pretty questionable things in there. The pizza was MOIST, and tasted weirdly sour and expired, and that's to no fault of the pizza itself. I know what you're saying, "Well, did you expect this to go any better you pizza-ruining idiot?" and honestly, I didn't. You're right. Love yourselves, because I clearly don't love me.