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Candy Corn Pizza Is The Viral Trend No One Asked For, So Obviously We Tried It

It's not delivery, it's nauseating.

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Halloween is around the corner, which means the candy everyone loves to hate is BACK. Yep, we're talkin' about candy corn.

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And no one loves this controversial candy more than Twitter user @TheRealAsswolf. Last September, they threw some candy corn on a frozen pizza, baked it, and then shared their results with the world.

And needless to say, most people were repulsed:

@TheRealAsswolf @Noobface PINEAPPLES LOVERS AND PINEAPPLE HATERS, IT IS TIME TO IGNORE OUR DIFFERENCES AND DEFEAT THIS EVIL TOGTHER

Like, literally horrified:

@tromano17 @TheRealAsswolf I just fkn puked in my mouth omg the horror

Even DiGiorno was NOT having any of this:

First it was pineapple on pizza. Then it was pizza in milk. Then it was pizza and peeps. Now it's candy corn on pizza. 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

And, well, because we have zero self-respect, we decided to test this monstrosity out for ourselves. Pray for us.

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We figured if we're going to put ourselves through this, we might as well go hard. So we began by pouring nearly an entire bag of candy corn onto a DiGiorno Four Cheese pizza. Sorry DiGiorno.

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The tweet came with no instructions, so we just followed the pizza box's instructions and popped this bad boy into the oven for 20 minutes at 400 degrees and hoped for the best.

We also made sure to put a cookie sheet underneath the pizza in case any candy corn juices decided to escape. They did, as you can see.
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We also made sure to put a cookie sheet underneath the pizza in case any candy corn juices decided to escape. They did, as you can see.

20 minutes later, this...thing...is what came out.

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AND FOR SOME REASON, THE PIZZA WAS WET AF! WHAT ARE THOSE JUICES AND WHY DO THEY FLOW LIKE A DAMN RIVER?!

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I mean, it's probably just cheese grease and sugar, but WTFFFFF?!

Anyway, we tried to let it cool so we could eat it, but those juices weren't goin' anywhere. So we just cut it up and knew we were about to embark on the worst taste test journey we've ever taken.

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It was like a dead body being dragged to its final resting place.

First up was Crystal, and she immediately regretted her decision.

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Guys, here we are. I'm eating a candy corn-covered pizza while other people in the world are curing cancer. And I'll be 110% honest with you, this tasted like pizza vomit. Imagine eating a pizza, chasing it with soda, then puking that all back up...and eating it again. That's what this tasted like. Also? No joke, my teeth hurt for a solid hour after just ONE bite. MESS.

Next up was Pablo, and this has ruined candy corn for him for the rest of his life.

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I can honestly say that this is one of the worst things I've ever put in my mouth, and I've had some pretty questionable things in there. The pizza was MOIST, and tasted weirdly sour and expired, and that's to no fault of the pizza itself. I know what you're saying, "Well, did you expect this to go any better you pizza-ruining idiot?" and honestly, I didn't. You're right. Love yourselves, because I clearly don't love me.

For fun, take a look at the pizza again and gag along with us just once more.

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After all was said and done, we put that pizza exactly where it belongs, in the garbage. GIRL, BYE!

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Crystal: I feel bad for everyone and everything involved in this. My apologies to DiGiorno for wasting a perfectly good cheese pizza and my apologies to Brachs for wasting an entire bag of their Halloween classics.

Pablo: Yes, we threw away a whole, perfectly good pizza. AND WHAT ABOUT IT?! This was for science, and the science betrayed us.

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