18 Boyfriends And Girlfriends Who Are Equally Awful

Laptops aren't coasters, folks.

1. This boyfriend who needs a lesson in sanitation:

When my boyfriend puts his shoes on the counter - why?? from mildlyinfuriating

2. This girlfriend who has the world's most expensive coaster:

Where my girlfriend left her cup of water from mildlyinfuriating

3. This boyfriend who will be opening his soap museum soon:

boyfriend opens a new soap every week for some reason from mildlyinfuriating

4. And this girlfriend who will have a neighboring ketchup museum:

My girlfriend’s kitchen, everyone from mildlyinfuriating

5. This boyfriend who put in 0.05% effort:

Well at least my boyfriend put the effort into putting the clip back on, right? from mildlyinfuriating

6. This girlfriend who doesn't seem to understand what resealable means:

How my girlfriend doesn't zip the resealable bag closed and puts the bag in upside down. from mildlyinfuriating

7. This boyfriend who's got jokes:

My bf offered me half his banana... from mildlyinfuriating

8. This girlfriend who basically baked chip crumbs with uneven melted cheese blotches:

The way my girlfriend put cheese on our "nachos" from mildlyinfuriating

9. This boyfriend who could argue that pizza sauce is also tomato-based...but is dead wrong for doing this:

My boyfriend likes to put a ton on ketchup on pizza from mildlyinfuriating

10. This girlfriend who needs a compost:

Ever time my girlfriend cooks. She thinks just because we have a garbage disposal that it’s totally fine. from mildlyinfuriating

11. This boyfriend who just created a separate, new mess:

My boyfriend thinks cleaning the bathroom is leaving Comet to sit hours on end (or until someone uses the toilet or shower) from mildlyinfuriating

12. This girlfriend who created a sharp trap for herself:

My girlfriend's silverware drawer at school. from mildlyinfuriating

13. This boyfriend who isn't allowed near a sandwich again:

Thought you guys might enjoy the way my boyfriend cut these sandwiches from mildlyinfuriating

14. This girlfriend who lives on the edge:

The way my girlfriend places her laptop from mildlyinfuriating

15. This boyfriend who needs to find better snacks:

My boyfriend likes to take bites out of the butter sticks. from mildlyinfuriating

16. This girlfriend who can't be forgiven for this behavior:

The way my girlfriend uses toothpaste. from mildlyinfuriating

17. This boyfriend who could have at least read the can:

asked my boyfriend to bake the croissants for our dinner... from onejob

18. And finally, this girlfriend who built a mountain of chaos:

My girlfriend's desktop... from mildlyinfuriating

H/T r/MildlyInfuriating