1.I'm gonna make this quick — if you think leaving something like this as a tip is acceptable, what the hell is wrong with you?
2.Some servers and bartenders rely on tips for their livelihoods. What do you expect them to do with this damn coupon?
3.Way to waste the pen's ink and everyone's time by making them read this ridiculousness.
4.Leaving a ripped dollar as a "prank" is so damn childish, and now you and the server are down one dollar. Who wins here? NO ONE.
5.If you're gonna do this, you might as well leave nothing at all, Debra.
6.That heart is full of poison 'cause there isn't anything cute about it.
7.Oh, you're gonna drench your dollar? Cool. Cool.
8.No one wants to go on a date with you, Ethan. Just leave the tip!!
9.What did you expect your waiter to do, whisper?
10.Who makes ads like these? I'll tell you who, the devil. And you know what that devil's wearing? Some clown shoes, 'cause this ad is foolish.
11.A shrug isn't going to pay for their rent, Bryce.
12.Career Builder? Build some self-respect before you tell other people what to do.
13.I get the feeling those five bucks weren't in your budget either, Barbara, so just leave the tip and go.
14.Leaving no tip on Christmas is a new kind of evil.
15.This is just creepy.
16.This doesn't look like money to me? Hm, weird.
17.In conclusion, every single one of these waiters is worth WAY more than the shitty people they had to deal with. I'll say this once, and I'll say it loudly: Tip your waiters, and tip them fairly!!
