Posted on Feb 21, 2021

29 Aubrey Plaza Moments That Are The Perfect Amount Of Weird

She's the chaotic good this world deserves.

Pablo Valdivia

by Pablo Valdivia

BuzzFeed Staff

1. When she described her first kiss in great detail:

Aubrey saying her first kiss was with a boy who once taped a screwdriver to his foot and went around kicking people

2. When she ate a bunch of VERY hot wings and then snorted milk for relief:

First We Feast / Via youtube.com

3. When a fan asked her what they should do about a friend not paying them back:

Aubrey saying that the fan should rob a bank or do something illegal to get them arrested because money doesn't matter

4. When she threw out a ceremonial first pitch at a Dodgers game in a 69 jersey:

Aubrey wearing a Dodgers jersey with a 69 on the back

5. When she pulled up her most recent Google searches and found a very Aubrey search:

Aubrey googling "How To Hide A Dead Body"

Same with this one:

Aubrey googling, "Do I have stigmata"

6. When she accepted an award on Amy Poehler's behalf:

Aubrey thanking the devil for the award

7. When she showed up to the Ingrid Goes West premiere in the same exact outfit Elizabeth Olsen was wearing:

Elizabeth Olsen getting caught off guard with Aubrey showing up in her outfit

8. When she shared her wide array of squirrel costumes:

Aubrey showing a photo of her in a squirrel costume with a giant acorn in her mouth and another of her in a squirrel head flipping the camera off

9. When she hyped up J.Lo and then dragged actor Mary Kay Place at the Spirit Independent Awards:

Aubrey saying J.Lo just performed at the Super Bowl while Mary Kate Place is a "lazy sack of shit"

10. When she made it clear that she doesn't have time for ghosts or home intruders:

Aubrey taking a quiz and saying that if she heard a thump in the night she would just take a Xanax and go back to bed

11. When she found her true calling as a gender-swapped Joe Jonas:

omg can’t wait to get back on tour with my bandmates and sisters 🤪 — Twitter: @evilhag

12. When she randomly did this pose while promoting Happiest Season:

Aubrey spreading her legs on cam while everyone else isn't

And then pretended to lick the webcam at the end:

BuzzFeed / Via youtube.com

13. When she told Jimmy Fallon to never sing to her again:

Jimmy singing and Aubrey telling him, "Just please don't do that ever again"

14. When she shared her very specific death wish:

Aubrey saying she's not claustrophobic and hoping she suffocates to death

15. When she got high with two nuns:

Aubrey smoking with nuns and a nun saying, "Our position is if Jesus lived, he probably smoked weed"

16. When she chose death over self-reflection:

Aubrey saying she'd rather get stabbed by a puppet than do therapeutic role-playing

17. When she took someone's phone and swiped on Tinder for them:

Aubrey telling a Tinder match she's been up to no good along with a Santa emoji

18. When she revealed her magical side:

Aubrey asking the interviewer if she looks like a witch and then saying she has a wand in her purse

19. When she agreed with the rest of the world that Riley and Abby should have ended up together:

Aubrey saying she hopes people are disappointed and riot because she and Kristen didn't end up together

20. When she explained why she goes by "evil hag" on social media:

.@evilhag on where 'evil hag' came from 😂 #AubreyPlaza #StephenColbert — Twitter: @GlobalTV

21. When she revealed her childhood chatroom screen name:

Aubrey saying her first screen name was Rad Beaver at the age of 11

22. When she got hooked up to a lie detector:

Aubrey saying going to an all girl catholic school messed her up

23. When she played with children's toys and gave them a whole narrative:

Aubrey using a toy phone to call her divorce lawyer and saying she wants full custody

24. When she said hi to Whoopi in the best way possible:

Whoopi saying she just saw Aubrey the prior day on Seth Meyer's show and Aubrey saying, "I know! Can you believe we made out?"

25. When she hung out at the beach the only way Aubrey knows how:

death is near — Twitter: @evilhag

26. When she talked about her phallic summer:

Conan O'Brien asking Aubrey if she had a good summer and Aubrey saying, "Yea. So many penises."

27. When she creeped up behind Katy Perry and Hillary Clinton:

Instagram

28. And finally, when she had some strong words for the old people of the world during her Young Hollywood Awards speech:

Aubrey thanking Young Hollywood and young people before telling old people to go fuck themselves

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