13 Times Jason Bateman And Laura Linney Were The Ultimate Power Couple

Being in a relationship means always having someone to confirm your alibi.

1. Their conflict-resolution style is direct AF.

Get you a woman with a solid right hook.

2. Mutual love and respect is the hallmark of their communication.

Get you a woman you can compare to Hitler every once in a while.

3. They don't keep secrets from each other...

Get you a man who's an open book, er...laptop.

4. ...but they keep each other's secrets.

Get you a woman who's good with kids and Mexican drug cartels.

5. They present a unified front in public.

Get you a woman who will let you know when it's time to shut TF up.

6. They support each other's career choices.

Get you a woman who will justify even your shadiest business decisions.

7. They always keep an eye out for each other.

Get you a man who only has eyes for you.

8. They make sound, family-friendly investments.

Get you a man who will straight-up buy a strip club for the fam.

9. They always make sure to get their stories straight.

Get you a bae who will confirm your alibi.

10. They try to keep their partner out of their personal drama.

Get you a man who doesn't make every little problem your problem.

11. They help each other hide their weaknesses.

Get you a woman who will cover your trembling hand in hers.

12. They remind each other to take a deep breath in moments of stress.

Get you a woman who will tell you it's OK, even when it definitely isn't.

13. And they're always down to celebrate when the stress passes.

Get you a woman who will pop the champagne even for small victories.

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Watch Jason Bateman and Laura Linney, the ultimate power couple, in the hit new prestige drama Ozark. All episodes streaming now, only on Netlflix!

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