2. Watch this preview for the next episode. 57 times.
6. View this supercut of the swearing from Seasons 1 and 2 (NSFW).
7. Photoshop yourself into Game of Thrones.
8. Clean your underwear after watching Rory McCann’s Clegane audition.
9. Attempt to phoneticise Ygritte’s pronunciation of Jon Snow.
10. Spend the evening training your cat to do this.
11. Read the books from start to finish.
13. Pitch merchandise ideas to HBOShop.com.
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