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    15 Questionable Quotes By Harvard's 15 Hottest Freshmen

    Disclaimer: Some of these are probably jokes. But that doesn't change the fact that they were said. Read for yourself here.

    1. Guilty pleasure: "Making excel spreadsheets of my clothing inventory."- Swetha, Monroe Township, NJ

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    #marketableskills

    2. What you look for in a girl/guy: "Facial symmetry."- Gussie, New York, NY

    3. Describe yourself in three words: "I don’t respect limits."- Efe, London, UK

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    Good motto for your dreams. Bad motto for dating.

    4. Where to find you on a Saturday night: "Who is trying to find me?"- Mary, Barnstable, MA

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    Hopefully someone who DOES respect limits.

    5. Guilty pleasure: "Simply Lemonade."- Efe, London, UK

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    Simply Lemonade has 120 calories per serving. Efe:

    6. What you look for in a girl/guy: "Rejection of gender binary."- Kennedy, New York, NY

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    Are you sure you don't go to Yale? Maybe Brown?

    7. What you look for in a girl/guy: "Dat dowry doe."- Swetha, Monroe Township, NJ

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    Merida disapproves.

    8. Ideal date: "Recreation of Kanye West’s 'Bound 2' music video."- Archibald, London, UK

    9. Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: "What rhymes with hug me?"- Archibald, London, UK

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    Just let the song die already.

    10. Role Models: "Kanye West, Ash Ketchum, Nelson Mandela."- Kennedy, New York, NY

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    Role models: gotta catch 'em all.

    11. Describe yourself in three words: "Focused, cordial, genuine."- Hunter, Orange County, CA

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    Whatever you say, Hunter.

    12. First thing you’ll do with your 15 minutes of fame: "Hire bodyguards."- Swetha, Monroe Township, NJ

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    ... For 15 minutes?

    13. Best thing about Harvard: "The fact that I made the 15 Hottest Freshmen." Worst thing about Harvard: "The fact that I made the 15 Hottest Freshmen."- Archibald, London, UK

    14. Favorite thing about Harvard: "I thought there would be a lot of class conflict at Harvard but it turns out that Old Money and New Money can totally coexist."- Gussie, New York, NY

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    .... Unsure if I want to live on this planet anymore.

    15. Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: "Do you want to build a snowman?"- Lucy, Portland, OR

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    WAIT changed my mind. Not questionable at all. Complete redemption.

    Okay bye.

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