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15 Signs You Think About Steak Too Much

Meat = good. Outback Steakhouse has a whole menu of steak options hot off the grill to satisfy your steak-tooth.

1. This is a tattoo that is tattooed on your body:

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2. You pick your friends based on how they want their steaks cooked:

3. And whether or not they put ketchup on their steak:


4. This is the cake those friends get you on your birthday:

5. "Season" doesn't mean "weather" or "time of year" to you...

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6. ...and "Kobe" certainly doesn't make you think of basketball:

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7. Instead of stuffed animals on your bed, you have these:

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8. You own this mug (regardless of your gender):

9. You've changed your name:


10. You funded steak wrapping paper on Kickstarter:

11. The phrase "stakes are high" doesn't motivate you — it just makes you daydream about piles of steak:

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12. Your Freudian slips are all too predictable:


13. Instead of counting sheep to fall asleep, you count steaks:

14. You don't pin about your wedding — you pin about your next steak dinner:


15. Because let's be honest — steak is the love of your life:


If you thought you couldn't love steak any more, think again — Outback Steakhouse is serving up steak to take your obsession to the next level.