Last year, the FBI released an 83-page glossary of acronyms used across the internet — most of which are utterly and hilariously inane:
We've picked our favorites below, so you can find out if you're ~actually~ web savvy. GLHF, everybody. 😎
Not In My Back Yard
With a sassy acronym like that? Wouldn’t dream of it.
Make Your Mama Proud
Make your mama proud by saying “Me, You, My Place” with more than four letters.
Bunch Of Guys Sitting Around Talking
Finally, a way to refer to guys who sit around and talk! FINALLY.
Crying Really Big Tears
Cheer up — you just learned a new acronym!
Between You And Me
(BYAM, this one is kinda L-A-M-E.)
Fell Out My Chair Laughing
LOL @ how many different ways the internet has to describe laughing.
See You In The Morning
Seems pretty obvious, huh? Well, HITT (Hindsight Is Twenty Twenty).
Not A Good Look
If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all — just type a few letters and call it a day.
Did I Tell You I'm Depressed?
I didn’t? Here, let me tell you in the shortest, most impersonal way possible.
If I Tell You What This Means
POEB (Process Of Elimination, Bro).
Can You Guess What These Absurd Texting Acronyms Stand For?
You didn’t do so hot, but that’s No Big Deal — people don’t actually talk like this. (Besides, To Be Honest, LOL is all you really need.)
AVE — A Valiant Effort. You’ve obviously got a way with words — we can only imagine how articulate you are with a normal language!
YYY — Yes, Yes, Y’all! You deserve all the most complimentary acronyms and kind-hearted emojis. Get it!
OMG. You’re incredible. Everyone wishes they were you RN.
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