Buzz·Posted on 8 Mar 201722 Things No One Ever Tells You About PregnancyWhere did all these freckles come from?by Robyn WilderBuzzFeed ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. In the early days of pregnancy, you are both pregnant and not pregnant. 2. Pregnancy can give you hyperrealistic porno dreams. 3. And freckles. 4. Your nose can work overtime… Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. ...and then stop working. 6. You might mistake the first trimester for flu. 7. At some point you will be too big for regular clothes and too small for maternity clothes. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. Your cravings may be inconsistent. View this photo on Instagram 9. You may have more saliva than you know what to do with. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. You might vomit while brushing your teeth. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. And your gums may bleed. 12. You may feel too cold… Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. …and then too hot. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. Your attitude to sex may change. And change again. And again. 15. Your legs might come to life at night. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. You'll really miss sleeping on your belly. 17. It's okay not to want everyone to touch your belly. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. You will start to count things in weeks, not months. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. Your ultrasound photo may freak you out. 20. Pregnancy terms will bewilder you at first. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. Feeling the baby move will be weird… 22. ...and then wonderful.