Hooray, it’s time for a trip to Primark, Valhalla of unexpected fashion bargains!
However. When shopping in Primark you will run the gamut of emotions, so beware.
1. First you will be overcome by awe and wonder.
Look at all the pretty things!
Which is when the next emotion hits…
Lingerie is a bombsite.
Wait - what’s that over there?
But invariably you will next feel…
5. Then there’s the rage.
Primark is the most horrific store ever. It’s always 100 degrees and packed with ill-mannered people— Jake Bennett (@Jake_Bennett) December 28, 2013
There’s never a place a man can stand in peace in Primark without being in the way! #nuisance— Rammo (@AndyRammo) December 28, 2013 December 28, 2013
6. Oh, and the guilt.
Also, er, apparently this.
it actually smelt like vagina in primark— ~Radioactive~ (@f0rever_wild) December 28, 2013
There’ll probably be some of this.
Standing in Primark next to a woman with 3 teeth, standard— Harry (@HaichEllDubya) December 28, 2013
Everytime I go in a primark there is at least 7 babies crying. Is there some unwritten rule?— Hanni R-B (@HanniRB) December 28, 2013