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13 Comebacks For The Most Overused Breakup Lines

Ending a relationship is hard to do. But breaking up with lingering food is easy when you chew Orbit gum.

1. "It's not you, it's me."

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You're right, it is you. You, making the biggest mistake of your life.

2. "You're not the person I fell in love with."

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You must be right. I've become someone who deserves much, much better than you.

3. "I love you, I'm just not IN love with you."

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I hate you, I'm just not IN hate with you.

4. "It's just not working out."

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And we both know how far you'll go to avoid working out.

5. "I'm a different person than I was when we met."

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Yeah, now you're a tool.

6. "I need some time to figure out who I am."

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I can help: You're not worth my time.

7. "We've grown apart."

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You say you've grown, and yet you insist on acting like a child.

8. "We want different things."

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I guess so. For instance, I want to be in a relationship with someone who can scrape together an original thought.

9. "I'm not in a good place for a relationship right now."

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You're not in a good place, you're not a good person — let's not quibble over details.

10. "You deserve better."

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You better believe it!

11. "I think we should see other people."

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Like on the side? I've been doing that for MONTHS!

12. "You're better off without me."

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Nothing about you could ever make me better than I already am.

13. "I've met someone else."

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Darling, it's not a relationship if you're paying for it.

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