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Twitter user @bradromance89 has been posing as "Harry Potter" villain, Voldemort, on the hook-up site, Grindr. His last horcrux must have been a leather-studded iPhone case.
Innuendo Much?
That Undead Smile
Bow to His Rosy Cheeks
Fresh from the Cauldron
I Put a Spell on You
Wand Shopping?
These Aren't the Nerds You're Looking For
Going for the House Cup
Looking for a Whore-crux
He Who Shall Not Be Named
Respond to the Dark Lord!
Ride My Pony
FaceTime?
Surely, there will be more to come!
What would you say to pick up ol' Voldy?