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    What Not To Hand Out This Halloween

    HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUPS?

    Michelle Regna
    by Michelle Regna

    Community Contributor

    1. Pennies

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    Keep the change, you filthy animal.

    2. Plastic Spider Rings

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    YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE

    3. Raisins

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    Which btw have plenty of sugar so you might as well be handing out candy, ya fools!

    4. Starlight Mints

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    God only knows how long these were in your purse.

    5. An Apple

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    Eh, no thanks

    6. Strawberry Hard Candy

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    WHERE DO YOU EVEN BUY THESE!?

    7. Popcorn Hand

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    That'll be a pass on the latex glove filled with popcorn.

    8. Toothpaste

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    No please, you keep it.

    9. A Rock

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    It's tragic really.

    So be a good neighbor and give the kids what they really want.

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