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Check all that apply:
Check You check behind the shower curtain before using the bathroom.Check You check for murderers hiding in your closet/under your bed.Check If the doorbell rings and you aren't expecting someone, you hide and wait for them to leave.Check If you are walking at night and hear a strange noise, you literally run for your life.Check You consistently look in your car's rearview mirror to make sure there isn't a clown in your backseat.Check If a car is behind you for more than two minutes, you take a different route to see if they are following you.Check You memorize license plates anytime you're suspicious of a vehicle.Check Like when an unfamiliar car is parked outside your house and you prepare for battle.Check You have some sort of weapon stashed in your room.Check You never answer calls from blocked numbers because you'd rather not know if there is a murderer calling from inside your house.Check The second you shut off the lights downstairs, you make a run for it.Check Honestly, you're just convinced someone is trying to murder you.Check You are a germaphobe.Check When you have a bad headache you assume you have a brain tumor.Check When you have an unfamiliar pain in your body you assume you are dying.Check And then you download the WebMD app to confirm your worst fears.Check You set six alarms to wake you up in the morning.Check You check three times to make sure you turned them on.Check You have a plan A, a plan B, and a plan C for just about every scenario.Check You take superstitions very seriously.Check When you are first to finish a test you think you must have done something wrong.Check You know 2+2=4 but you check it on your calculator anyway.Check You feel like you are being watched.Check You never undress in front of your laptop incase someone activates your webcam to spy.Check You think your friends subtweet/make passive aggressive statuses about you.Check You worry that people can read your thoughts, specifically the ones you're having about them.Check If someone doesn't answer your text fast enough you worry they are mad at you.Check Even more nerve-racking is when you know they read your text and they still don't answer. YUP DEFINITELY PISSED.Check You don't do drugs because you're afraid you'll die the first time.Check You think if you're in the bathroom for more than two minutes everyone will assume you're pooping.Check You freak out when you are home alone and your dog starts barking for no reason.Check You think your dog/cat can see things that you can't AKA spirits.Check If you're near a group of people that are whispering/laughing, you think it's about you.Check The only explanation is that they think you're hideous/your outfit is stupid/you must have something on your face that's so damn funny.Check If two of your friends are texting when you're in the same room as them, you assume it's about you.Check At least you know for a fact the lady doing your nails is talking smack.Check When family/friends are late to arrive you think the worst.Check If you hear a strange noise on an airplane you immediately start praying.Check When you don't hear from the person you went on a date with you think of every possible thing you may have done wrong to deserve this.Check You worry that you forgot to lock your door even though you totally did.Check You check multiple times to make sure you're sending a text to the right person and not the one that you are gossiping about.Check Sometimes when you talk and no one responds, you think that maybe you're dead.Check You can't sleep knowing there's a live insect in your room because yes it will definitely crawl into your mouth while you're sleeping.Check You cross the street to avoid large groups of youths who definitely plan to rob you.Check You're afraid of being pulled over by a fake cop.Check The "Final Destination" film series gives you extreme anxiety.Check You avoid shows like "Criminal Minds" or "SVU" because SERIAL KILLERS.Check Did I mention how sure you are that someone is out to get you?Check Paranoid Parrot is your spirit animal.Check Your life motto: Trust no one.
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