1. "AT WHAT POINT DO YOU SEE SOMETHING AND SAY, YO, HE REALLY MIGHT BE LIKE WALT DISNEY."
2. "HOW MANY MOTHAF*CKAS YOU DONE SEEN WITH A LEATHER JOGGING PANT?"
3. "FOR ME, I'M A CREATIVE GENIUS, AND THERE'S NO OTHER WAY TO WORD IT"
4. "HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN CROISSANTS."
5. "EVERYTIME I MAKE AN ALBUM, I'M TRYING TO MAKE A CURE FOR CANCER, MUSICALLY."
6. "I GOTTA APOLOGIZE TO THE RACE OF MALES FOR TURNING UP SO MUCH."
7. "YOU DON'T THINK THAT I WOULD BE ONE OF THE CHARACTERS OF TODAY'S MODERN BIBLE?"
8. "I AM SHAKESPEARE IN THE FLESH."
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