1. You're a deep thinker.
2. You have one true friend.

3. Your sarcasm offends people.
4. You give solid advice.
5. You don't have the best luck.
6. You're single
And probably will be forever.
7. You have a lot of feelings.

8. And sometimes you can be really insecure.
9. You get excited when you have plans for once.
10. But then you go out, and wish you had just stayed home.
11. Your efforts are frequently unappreciated.

12. You're not much of an athlete.
13. You're not that great of a chef either.

14. Come to think of it, you're not really good at anything.
15. Yet you remain optimistic.

16. You find beauty in things others don't.

17. And you'll never stop trying.
So, you do you.
18. Because at the end of the day, all you really need is your dog.
