17 Things The New Jersey Turnpike Smells Like According To Twitter

They don’t call it the Dirty Jerz for nothing.

The good:

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The bad:

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The NJ Turnpike smells like salami.

— janice (@brick_titties)
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#UKnowUFromJersey when ur on the turnpike and it smells like sewage..

— djenvy (@djenvy)
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The turnpike currently smells like someone dumped a truckload of dry dog food on it and then wet it down.

— Jon Frattini (@JonFrat)
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The Jersey turnpike is never ending and smells like feet

— KD (@diioriosandmilk)
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Things the #nj #turnpike smells like today: oh dear god, rotten tuna

— davedotwave (@david_panin)
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Wow. NJ Turnpike smells like an actual toilet.

— marnie fish (@marniefish)
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Ahh New Jersey.. You had me at the rotten egg smell on the Turnpike!

— Scott Stanford (@scottstanford1)

The ugly:

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The turnpike smells like a fart in a nursing home

— Paul Hammond (@paulHammond5)
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Can anyone tell me why the New Jersey turnpike smells like rotting flesh? #ontheroadagain

— heather webb (@msheatherwebb)
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This part of the Jersey Turnpike always smells like the ocean and farts are having sex.

— Jon Markel (@bizmarkel)
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The jersey turnpike smells like a skunk with a carton of rotting milk up its ass

— Jake (@JakeNeeds)
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"why does Nj smell like a fart?" "because the turnpike has stolen their souls. This is the smell of lost souls". #thingsactorssay #aboutnj

— Laura Mae Baker (@LauraMaeBker)
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Even the New Jersey Turnpike smells like douchebag.

— Fistoff Bjorgman (@heyitsurban)

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