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17 Things The New Jersey Turnpike Smells Like According To Twitter

They don't call it the Dirty Jerz for nothing.

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The Jersey turnpike smells like bacon. What'd I miss?

Chris@ChiquitaSWEETS

The Jersey turnpike smells like bacon. What'd I miss?

9:08 PM - 16 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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the jersey turnpike smells like a bakery rn wow this is new

(No)elle@g0thqueen

the jersey turnpike smells like a bakery rn wow this is new

10:03 AM - 12 Oct 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Exit 8A on the New Jersey Turnpike smells like a Flintstones vitamin factory exploded nearby.

markremo@markremo

Exit 8A on the New Jersey Turnpike smells like a Flintstones vitamin factory exploded nearby.

7:51 AM - 24 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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The NJ Turnpike smells like salami.

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#UKnowUFromJersey when ur on the turnpike and it smells like sewage..

djenvy@djenvy

#UKnowUFromJersey when ur on the turnpike and it smells like sewage..

1:06 AM - 04 Sep 09ReplyRetweetFavorite

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The turnpike currently smells like someone dumped a truckload of dry dog food on it and then wet it down.

Jon Frattini@JonFrat

The turnpike currently smells like someone dumped a truckload of dry dog food on it and then wet it down.

4:32 PM - 25 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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The Jersey turnpike is never ending and smells like feet

KD@diioriosandmilk

The Jersey turnpike is never ending and smells like feet

2:33 PM - 10 Mar 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Things the #nj #turnpike smells like today: oh dear god, rotten tuna

davedotwave@david_panin

Things the #nj #turnpike smells like today: oh dear god, rotten tuna

3:44 PM - 03 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Wow. NJ Turnpike smells like an actual toilet.

marnie fish@marniefish

Wow. NJ Turnpike smells like an actual toilet.

11:10 PM - 11 May 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Ahh New Jersey.. You had me at the rotten egg smell on the Turnpike!

Scott Stanford@scottstanford1

Ahh New Jersey.. You had me at the rotten egg smell on the Turnpike!

12:05 AM - 20 Mar 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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The turnpike smells like a fart in a nursing home

Paul Hammond@paulHammond5

The turnpike smells like a fart in a nursing home

1:36 AM - 14 Dec 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Can anyone tell me why the New Jersey turnpike smells like rotting flesh? #ontheroadagain

heather webb@msheatherwebb

Can anyone tell me why the New Jersey turnpike smells like rotting flesh? #ontheroadagain

9:30 AM - 08 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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This part of the Jersey Turnpike always smells like the ocean and farts are having sex.

Jon Markel@bizmarkel

This part of the Jersey Turnpike always smells like the ocean and farts are having sex.

12:47 AM - 26 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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The jersey turnpike smells like a skunk with a carton of rotting milk up its ass

Jake@JakeNeeds

The jersey turnpike smells like a skunk with a carton of rotting milk up its ass

11:04 PM - 13 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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"why does Nj smell like a fart?" "because the turnpike has stolen their souls. This is the smell of lost souls". #thingsactorssay #aboutnj

Laura Mae Baker@LauraMaeBker

"why does Nj smell like a fart?" "because the turnpike has stolen their souls. This is the smell of lost souls". #thingsactorssay #aboutnj

7:10 AM - 18 May 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Even the New Jersey Turnpike smells like douchebag.

Fistoff Bjorgman@heyitsurban

Even the New Jersey Turnpike smells like douchebag.

12:02 PM - 11 Jun 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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