1. UNICORNS DON'T EAT PEPPERONI PIZZA. They eat glitter.
2. brb hiding
3. WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
4. Couldn't you have had a custom t-shirt made instead?
5. The Dracula of Unicorns
6. "All I need in this life of sin, is me and my unicorn."
7. So this is what's at the end of a rainbow?
8. And this kids, is why you should always stay away from the jungle juice.
9. MY EYES. THEY BURN.
10. I actually really like this one and thought we should end on a positive note.
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