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RIP your poor, poor eyes.
Screaming helps. Sometimes.
Eyestrain can definitely give you a nasty headache.
Bet you blinked right now, didn't you?
Wipe it down, lazy!
(Wait for it.)
Which can be a good thing, but also a terribly bad thing.
Preach.
Uh-huh.
OK, now the joke is apparent.
Yum!
Wait, what?
Probably Interdimensional beings trying to make first contact.
This is who you really are.
The future is scary.
"I'll never log off!!!"