It’s 2014 And Tweens Don’t Know Who Outkast Is

“I thought everyone from Outkast except Andre 3000 was in prison lol.”

Last night the 2014 Coachella lineup was announced with one EXTREMELY notable headliner.


It’s the reunion of the decade, ATLiens!

And while I don’t expect every headdress-ironizing / flower-crown-donning / high-waist-sporting hipster to know every band in the lineup…

1. OUTKAST?!?!!


3. It is a thing. It was a thing. It’s a forever, ever thing.


4. At least some are striving for higher education…


5. and some need it more than others.


6. It’s not just a Big Boi thing.

7. This. Is. Big. Tweens.


8. Because it’s been seven years.

9. We can start with the basics, like getting the name right.



11. At least there is a glimmer of hope for some…


12. but most are lost causes.

But don’t you worry, little faux-hippie tweens. Come April, the clouds will part and the magic that is Outkast will rain down on your American Apparel covered skin too. Amen.

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