We've been sleeping on this for YEARS.
"A child born of human and spirit will usher in the end of times." —Billie Dean Howard, AHS: Murder House
Petty is as petty does, y'all.
I'll never look at "The Dark Knight" the same way again.
I bet you didn't realize cake is crucial to forecasting the future!
I'm shook, you're shook, we're all shook!
From scraping their arm to getting a bone through their brain.
Please, this man can't just walk around in his underwear.
Why aren't these everywhere???
Can you imagine being pregnant 375 days?!
BRB, moving to Japan.
Get ready for some very difficult decisions!
No more selfies, Megs.
Here's the only quiz where you can try to get Belle and end up being Black Panther.
You're officially out of excuses.
"OMG I had to laugh, but seriously this is inappropriate to be in a kids' section."
"My aunt poisoned my grandma to get her inheritance."
"My roommate punched me and broke my nose."
The inside of a guitar seriously looks like a super pricey Airbnb.
These people probably have no "ragrets."
Think they're sedentary, docile creatures? THINK AGAIN.
"I used to comb my ass hairs with my sister's styling comb..."
It was right in front of us THIS WHOLE TIME.
Spoiler: Clouds weigh over a million pounds.