Video Of An Enormous Solar Flare Erupting On The Sun; Solar Splooge.

The Sun’s fucking cranky these days. We’re in an increased period of solar activity, and one benefit for geeks like me is that it’s giving us a plethora of sun ejaculation flicks to enjoy. I mean, I like ejaculation videos as-is, but now we’re taking them onto a scale the size of the solar system? The latest solar flare to rock our socks off occurred on February 24.