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31 Soccer DILFs Who Will Make Your Heart Melt

Nothing but keepers.

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1. Mauricio Pinilla (with son Mauricio Jr.)

Country: Chile

Plays for: Genoa

OK, Mauricio, so your last-second shot to beat Brazil in the 2014 World Cup round of 16 barely missed – but that gaze is right on target.

2. Leonardo Bonucci (with son Lorenzo)

Country: Italy

Plays for: Juventus


3. James Rodriguez (with daughter Salome)

Country: Colombia

Plays for: Real Madrid

Proof that there are humans more adorable than baby-faced James.

4. Georginio Wijnaldum (with daughter Ki-yeann Lia Elouise)

Country: Netherlands

Plays for: PSV Eindhoven

Flex those cutie muscles!


5. Neymar (with son David Lucca)

Country: Brazil

Plays for: Barcelona

Hold on, pretending this is FaceTime.


9. Sergio "Kun" Agüero (with son Benjamín)

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Country: Argentina

Plays for: Manchester City

Grandpa Diego Maradona had the "Hand of God," baby Benjamín has the "Chubby Cheeks of God."


15. Kevin-Prince Boateng (with son Maddox Prince)

Country: Ghana

Plays for: FC Shalke 04

These two Princes are royally adorable.


17. Guillermo Ochoa (with daughter Luciana)

Country: Mexico

Plays for: Málaga

Did you get the Memo? Ochoa's family is adorable.

18. Radamel Falcao (with daughter Dominique)

Country: Colombia

Plays for: Manchester United

Catching some Z's to the beat of daddy's heart.

19. Iker Casillas (with son Martín)

Country: Spain

Plays for: Real Madrid

Those baby blue eyes shine brighter than any trophy.


21. Tim Cahill (with sons Kyah, Shae and Chris)

Country: Australia

Plays for: New York Red Bulls


23. Jermaine Jones (with daughter Liya)

Country: United States

Plays for: New England Revolution

Jonesin' for some Jermaine.

24. Gerard Piqué (with son Milan)

Country: Spain

Plays for: Barcelona

If you can out-cute Shakira and Piqué, you're a winner.


26. Hulk (with sons Ian and Tiago)

Country: Brazil

Plays for: Zenit St. Petersburg

Who knew two baby Hulks could be so cute?


31. Ezequiel Lavezzi (with son Tomás)

Country: Argentina

Plays for: Paris Saint-Germain

Ezequiel, why are you so EZ on the eyes?