back to top
Community

Who Is Your UChicago Barista Crush?

Are you drawn to the girl with the septum piercing at Harper or the beanie wearing sad boy who works at Cobb? Take MODA's quiz to find the nitro cold brew slow drip drinking barista of your dreams.

Posted on
  1. What's your standard drink order?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Just hot coffee because there's never any ice
    Just hot coffee because there's never any ice
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Anything with a double shot of espresso
    Anything with a double shot of espresso
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Double ristretto venti nonfat organic chocolate brownie frappuccino extra hot with foam and whipped cream upside down double blended
    Double ristretto venti nonfat organic chocolate brownie frappuccino extra hot with foam and whipped cream upside down double blended
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Joe Tea because I like the bottle
    Joe Tea because I like the bottle
  2. What do you typically buy with your coffee?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    An everything bagel since that was the only flavor left...
    An everything bagel since that was the only flavor left...
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Something vegan. I'm vegan now. By the way, did I mention I'm vegan?
    Something vegan. I'm vegan now. By the way, did I mention I'm vegan?
    Correct
    Incorrect
    A smelly Snail Thai dish that will gross out the people in my Sosc class
    A smelly Snail Thai dish that will gross out the people in my Sosc class
    Correct
    Incorrect
    A stale pastry
    A stale pastry
  3. What kind of music do you listen to when you work?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Mariah Carey's Christmas album, Flo Rida... Fetty Wap. Depends on the day!
    Mariah Carey's Christmas album, Flo Rida... Fetty Wap. Depends on the day!
    Correct
    Incorrect
    The sound of heavy breathing, maybe sirens or guttural screaming
    The sound of heavy breathing, maybe sirens or guttural screaming
    Correct
    Incorrect
    The indie/alternative bands everyone else also listens to
    The indie/alternative bands everyone else also listens to
    Correct
    Incorrect
    I don't listen to music when I work
    I don't listen to music when I work
  4. Best part about your favorite coffee shop?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    No one else is ever there, I get the place to myself!
    No one else is ever there, I get the place to myself!
    Correct
    Incorrect
    People watching
    People watching
    Correct
    Incorrect
    I can actually get work done!
    I can actually get work done!
    Correct
    Incorrect
    The music they play
    The music they play
  5. Thoughts on Starbucks?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Okay coffee, shitty food
    Okay coffee, shitty food
    Correct
    Incorrect
    I don't really have any strong feelings about Starbucks
    I don't really have any strong feelings about Starbucks
    Correct
    Incorrect
    The designs of their holiday cups consistently fail to uphold good Christian values
    The designs of their holiday cups consistently fail to uphold good Christian values
    Correct
    Incorrect
    An inherent vice of capitalism
    An inherent vice of capitalism
  6. I'd give my favorite coffee shop a health code rating of

    Correct
    Incorrect
    A
    A
    Correct
    Incorrect
    B
    B
    Correct
    Incorrect
    C
    C
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Shut it down.
    Shut it down.
This post was created by a member of BuzzFeed Community, where anyone can post awesome lists and creations. Learn more or post your buzz!
Take quizzes and chill with the BuzzFeed app.