Just hot coffee because there's never any iceAnything with a double shot of espressoDouble ristretto venti nonfat organic chocolate brownie frappuccino extra hot with foam and whipped cream upside down double blendedJoe Tea because I like the bottle
An everything bagel since that was the only flavor left...Something vegan. I'm vegan now. By the way, did I mention I'm vegan?A smelly Snail Thai dish that will gross out the people in my Sosc classA stale pastry
Mariah Carey's Christmas album, Flo Rida... Fetty Wap. Depends on the day!The sound of heavy breathing, maybe sirens or guttural screamingThe indie/alternative bands everyone else also listens toI don't listen to music when I work
No one else is ever there, I get the place to myself!People watchingI can actually get work done!The music they play
Okay coffee, shitty foodI don't really have any strong feelings about StarbucksThe designs of their holiday cups consistently fail to uphold good Christian valuesAn inherent vice of capitalism
ABCShut it down.
Who Is Your UChicago Barista Crush?
Zedd enjoys longboarding and listening to lightsaber noises on loop for 8 hours at a time.
One time Tallulah stared into the abyss and it actually didn't stare back at her.
Pyper doesn't know why the toaster is broken again but she likes your ironic dad hat.
Axl is in a medieval punk rock band. You've probably never heard of them before.