Here’s the 20-part Jonah Ryan guide to being a douchebag.
1. Display an attitude of superiority and an inflated sense of self at work.
2. Have a knack for using horrible pickup lines.
9. Hit on someone while that person is on a date, in front of that person’s date.
He’s not mentally ill, if that’s what you’re implying.
15. Drop inappropriate film references.
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